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I have 2 older cousins in their 30s (they're brother and sister), both married, both have 1 kid their dad owns a pizzeria, has since b4 either were born, both work there. Uncles names on deed of home I live in but he doesn't pay anything
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The man at the center of this pizza oven is twenty-eight, grieving and trying to rebuild a life with chlorine and quiet, now cast as the squatter-in-residence of his own legal address. His mother holds the financial line. The cousins hold court. Entitlement, like pizza dough, stretches shockingly far when handled by experts. The girl cousin practices gentle parenting on her four-year-old and mixed martial arts on the nearest adult. The boy cousin treats the house like a franchise location and his aunt like a receptionist. Both confuse a laminated deed with a skeleton key and mistake proximity to money for character.
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So he buys a padlock, secures the pool, and prepares to play dumb as a strategy. Call it petty if needed. It is also practical. The emblem is a sliding door that will not discipline itself and a family that will not either. In a world where courtesy counts as contribution, the only boundary that works is the kind that clicks. Let the pizzeria heirs text first like civilians, or find their summer elsewhere.
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28-year-old living in his late grandparents’ house clashes with cousins who treat their dad’s name on the deed as open access, so he locks the pool, secures the house, and prepares to call trespass: ‘my 2 cousins consider the house to be theirs’
Every family has an heirloom. Some pass down china. Some pass down recipes. This one inherited a pizzeria, a deed, and a generational allergy to knocking. Nothing reveals the caste system of kin faster than a backyard pool; it is the Versailles of suburbia, where cousins arrive like minor royals, announce an entourage, and leave fingerprints on the sliding door like diplomatic seals. In this clan, ownership is a vibe. The uncle's name lives on the deed like a holy relic, which his thirtysomething children interpret as divine right to materialize at will, stroller-first, guest list in tow, and lowercase respect for the human who actually sleeps there and pays the bills.
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